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mullets and mohawks....which
is preferable?
lets compare:
mullets
- business in the front, party in the back
- pure 80's
- stylish yet sophisticated
- mullets get girls. remember this boys.
- trailer trash chic
mohawks
hmm....perhaps we'll never know. the mohawk is undeniably hot however it does
not possess the ageless fascination and cult following of the mullet.
common names for the
mullet
The Ape Drape.
The Tennessee Waterfall.
The 10/90 (the proportion of hair in front
to hair in back).
The Mud Flap.
7 (shape of the #)
The Long Island Ice Teased.
Business on Top-Party Out Back.
Achy-Breaky-Big Mistakey.
Yep-Nope
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mullet terminology (from
mulletjunky.com)
* Mullestache: A molester style mustache
worn by MOST mullets. (And cops)
* Mullderline: (Advanced term) That in-between stage in the development of the mullet. |
* Mullshit: (Advanced term) When it's clearly NOT a mullet. Example: Yer hangin' out at Del Taco and and yer friend
says, "Look at that mull" and it's obviously not a mullet. You can now respond, "That's Mullshit". |
| h-o-t |
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| ...nice respectable mullet |
what is a mohawk?
Mohawk- a sometimes brightly coloured hairstyle,
often worn in punk fashion, in which the hair is removed from the sides of the head and a central strip is made to point
out from the head
the fauxhawk vs the true mohawk
i think mohawks...the true shaved head with just a strip of
hair up the middle.....are awesome. plain and simple, they kick ass and i admire anyone with the audicity to wear one.
the fauxhawk on the other side irritates me a bit. many
of the men who wear it either think they are hardcore punk rockers or hip gq trendsters. it also lacks the
commitment and risk involved with a regular mohawk so its a bit of a copeout. i have heard it been called a chickenhawk
for this reason. but because im a chicken, i think girl fauxhawks are cool and wouldnt mind one myself.
| the "faux-hawk" aka...chickenhawk |
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| "It's a fear of haircut commitment," |
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